"I got a question. Is there a big towel in here? Cause I need to stick my head in the sink"

"Be quiet, Nick!"

"Fashions from the Gap."

"It's all in the wrist."

"We've seen all that"

"I don't know why they call me Train. I'm the most graceful out of them all."

"Backstreet Boys!"

"Thats phat to death"

"Nick, you shouldn't have made the weather wizard mad..."

"When you guys get this tape,and see how wack it is, we're sorry."

"Oh boy...I got a great career as a DJ."

"I, for example, have the incredible ability to drop the microphone..."

"I have a jaw line so chiseled you could cut a finger on it."

"Girls are always impressed when I say I used to work at Disney World."

"We're never in one place long enough to GET a handicap."

"Make sure that's locked."

"You guys are the ones with the dirty minds."

"It's gettin deep in here..."

"Where do I stick this?"