"I'm a Barbie Girl!"

"Oh my gosh! Howard! Censor!"

"Gimme that!"

"I'm his big brother, and I'm gunna knock him out!"

"Batman's already having a bad day, and you want to take a key crime-fighting piece of equipment"

"Geting make-up. AAAHHHH!!!!"

"You're real tall. Look how tall he is with this fro!"

"Yeah,that's right."

"Hey, you know, facts are facts. They said five minutes, it's been about 5 minutes, and thirty five seconds, now, and we haven't stopped."

"Nick, the hedgehog!!"

"Did I ever technically call you a loser?"

"That's great."

"We've all got pretty smelly feet..."

"Sargeant Cooper visited me in the rest room..."

"AJ's so fickle though...what day was it?"

"Looks like a field goal to me, Bob!"

"Awwww, I blew it!"

"Ya know,I like ya and all, but, ya'll are gunna have to get out of the way."

"When we're home...we're not home"

"SOMEBODY GET HIM OUTTA HERE!!!!!"